Princess Story Fan Gifts

"You call that a KISS?"

The Mouse Princess

'Yes, all at once!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Mom dwarves.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"And that won't wake me either."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Duchess

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Proper little princess.

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Peter

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Warp nine - Engage!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the - get out of my selfie, you idiot - who's the fairest of them all?

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

"I brake for milk & cookies"

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"