Princess Stories Lover Gifts

"I'm not sure... maybe this is how pandemics get started."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Mouse Princess

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Folk o' the Wee

Fairy godmother arrives

"Fashion over function!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Duchess

"You call that a KISS?"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'I'm telling you, that was Harris and he was carrying a goose.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'