Modern Princess Lover Gifts

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Today's Rapunzel

Modern Charm

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Proper little princess.

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"And now it's gluten free!"

God save the Queen.

"Lady lush has another busy day."

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."