Modern Princess Lover Gifts

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"And that won't wake me either."

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Today's Rapunzel

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Modern Charm

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Proper little princess.

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Someone ate your porridge and broke a chair? Check the feed from the bedroom cam.

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

God save the Queen.

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Lady lush has another busy day."

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."