Modern Day Princess Gifts

Cinderella.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Beauty regime

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"And now it's gluten free!"