Modern Princesses Gifts

Rachel Rapunzelstein

'It's like no one wants us to be happy! Because the technology is out there!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Fish Pedicure

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

Sleeping beauty

Santa tries talking to kids with screen addictions.

Cinderella's Motorcycle.