Modern Princesses Prints

Rachel Rapunzelstein

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. For "who's the fairest of them all?" click on frequently asked questions.

'It's like no one wants us to be happy! Because the technology is out there!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"And that won't wake me either."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Happy Graduation

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Fish Pedicure

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"