Modern Day Princess Prints

Cinderella.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Beauty regime

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

Happy Graduation

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'