Princess Gifts

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"And that won't wake me either."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Beauty regime

Happy Graduation

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

Fish Pedicure

Sleeping beauty

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

Girl's playing with dolls