Pr Princess Gifts

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"National security adviser"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Man chasing microphone.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

Envioronmental Re-Framing Company

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Happy Graduation

Beauty regime

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

High School Prom Expenses

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

Rapunzel on prom night.