Modern Princess Gifts

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

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Today's Rapunzel

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

'Idiot, you've ruined my hair extensions!'

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Friday night was always sext night.

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."