Modern Princess Pillows

Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Today's Rapunzel

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

'Idiot, you've ruined my hair extensions!'

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Modern Charm

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'