Modern Prince/princess Pillows

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Surprise!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Today's Rapunzel

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

Happy Graduation

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."