Modern Prince/princess Pillows

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Surprise!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Today's Rapunzel

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"