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"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Today's Rapunzel

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Cinderella.

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"