Prince Or Princess At Heart Pillows

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"And that won't wake me either."

Today's Rapunzel

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Happy Graduation

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Cinderella.

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.