Princesses Pillows

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"And that won't wake me either."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Today's Rapunzel

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Beauty regime

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Proper little princess.

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Happy Graduation

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

Sleeping beauty

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Girl's playing with dolls

Cinderella's Motorcycle.