Princess Stories Pillows

"Just a single second class ticket to the enchanted forest please."

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Love at First Sight

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Puss in cement boots"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Quantum Psychic

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'