Magical Stories Pillows

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Ask A Silly Question.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

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Witch dice.

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Building a gingerbread house

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'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Business plan.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Pirate dancing at the end of a plank.

"He keeps eating flies."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Shakespearean Actor

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."