Magical Stories Mugs

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Ask A Silly Question.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Building a gingerbread house

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Witch dice.

fairy tales

Fairy tale

Business plan.

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"He keeps eating flies."

Pirate dancing at the end of a plank.

Shakespearean Actor

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'