Magical Tales Mugs

"I want to be irresistible to women."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Warrior Woman

"Puss in cement boots"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"