Legendary Stories Pillows

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Hole in the Dike

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Warrior Woman

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Ted Hughes

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Grumpy old merry men.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Siegfried and the dragon

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Leon Uris.