Legendary Stories Pillows

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Hole in the Dike

Warrior Woman

"The knights of the round accent table"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Grumpy old merry men.

Siegfried and the dragon

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."