Prudent Prince Or Princess Pillows

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

A wiser and a better man

Financial Prudence disappears.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

...I believe you wanted to see me about a bigger office.

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'Don't you EVER do that again!'

Queen

"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

Cinderella is waiting

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'