Princess At Heart Pillows

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

Queen

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Why we need poetry. . .

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Holding hands

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Frog flirting.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Tea of Love

Dating is so expensive...

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Karataoke

The wife whisperer.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Couple melting the snow around them.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'