Princess At Heart Pillows

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

Queen

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Why we need poetry. . .

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Tea of Love

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Frog flirting.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Holding hands

Dating is so expensive...

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"I wanna be your lapdog."

The wife whisperer.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Couple melting the snow around them.