Princess T-Shirts

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

Today's Rapunzel

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Beauty regime

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Fish Pedicure

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Sleeping beauty

Cinderella.

Girl's playing with dolls

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."