Princess Persona T-Shirts

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

My Spam Sketchbook

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Closet.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Sleeping beauty

Public Speaking Shoes

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Home/work masks.

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

Ulia Timoshenko

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

11th birthday

"Yeah, I'm between women, as usual."