Persona Performer T-Shirts

Home/work masks.

"I, TikTok."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Closet.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Public Speaking Shoes

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

Ulia Timoshenko

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

I need guidance. Go ahead, child. My tweets and my status updates are witty and charming, nut in person I'm boring. You seek a way to improve your personality? I seek a way to strap my phone to my mouth so it can display my tweets and status updates. Computer Villa.

"Help us reconcile the brilliant, dedicated employee from your references with the complete knucklehead from your social media accounts."

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

My everyday life. My life on social media.