Personal Princess T-Shirts

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Fairy Godmother

"You call that a KISS?"

Today's Rapunzel

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Closet.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Duchess

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Beauty regime

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Princess

Fish Pedicure

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

Sleeping beauty

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Cinderella's Motorcycle.