Personal Princess T-Shirts

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"And that won't wake me either."

Today's Rapunzel

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Duchess

Fairy Godmother

"You call that a KISS?"

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Closet.

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Beauty regime

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Happy Graduation

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Princess

Fish Pedicure

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Sleeping beauty

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!