Pampering Princess T-Shirts

Beauty regime

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

The Manicure.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"He spoils them."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Relaxing in the bathtub

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

Fish Pedicure

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'