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Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Manicure.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

The Cat Spa

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Happy National No Housework Day

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."