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Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Manicure.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

The Cat Spa

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Pampered Pets.

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Happy National No Housework Day

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

Time to trim the eyebrows!