Pampering Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I suppose I pamper my husband, but he's been used to it since childhood."

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

This Year's Spa

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'Botox.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

The Manicure.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Medium well, please.'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

The wool club for mammoths.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Dog Jogger

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"