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'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Astral Projection

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Vampire Bat

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Happy Valentine's Day

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Biting Slippers.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."