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'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

A Transformer for grownups

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Vampire Bat

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Product Testing Department

Gangsta wrap.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Hip hop Santa.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Rap-Nav.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Love Hurts

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'