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'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

Astral Projection

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

A Transformer for grownups

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Vampire Bat

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Product Testing Department

Gangsta wrap.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Happy Valentine's Day

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Rap-Nav.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Love Hurts

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.