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"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Horror Stories.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Philip Marlow family

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball