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"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Philip Marlow family

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Seriously?"