Pamper King T-Shirts

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Pampered and poodled.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Fill it up!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'