Pamper Queen T-Shirts

Being Pampered.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Pampered and poodled.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"That's just not the real me."

"He wants a second opinion."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Happy National No Housework Day

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

The Manicure.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

High School Prom Expenses

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest