Pamper Me People T-Shirts

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Pampered and poodled.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"He wants a second opinion."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Being Pampered.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Best in Heat.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.