Pamper Me People Pillows

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Pampered and poodled.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Happy National No Housework Day

Being Pampered.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Best in Heat.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"