Pampering Pro Pillows

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Spa

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

The Cat Spa

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

Why Poodles Become Killers

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Dogs can dream too.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Being Pampered.

Happy National No Housework Day

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Manicure.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

The Clipping