Pampering Pro Gifts

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Spa

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

The Cat Spa

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Dogs can dream too.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Happy National No Housework Day

The Manicure.

Being Pampered.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.