Pampering Gifts

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Spa

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'Let's don't get that. Mom likes to share.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Are you smiling because Daddy got a raise?' 'No, I'm smiling because Mommy got a pedicure.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Relaxing in the bathtub

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Being Pampered.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The Manicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Beauty regime

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"