Pampering Aficionados Gifts

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

This Year's Spa

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

The Manicure.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Dog Jogger

The wool club for mammoths.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"