Pampering Pros Gifts

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Dogs can dream too.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

The Manicure.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Being Pampered.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day