Pampering Pros Gifts

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Spa

I guess she had other plans for you.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

Why Poodles Become Killers

The Cat Spa

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dogs can dream too.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Being Pampered.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Happy National No Housework Day

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

The Manicure.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"