Pampering Perfectionist Gifts

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

The Manicure.

Happy National No Housework Day

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

Relaxing in the bathtub

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'