Pampering Aficionados Mugs

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

The Manicure.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Happy National No Housework Day

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Dog Jogger

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Where the Buffalo Comb

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."