Pamper King Gifts

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pampered and poodled.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog on man's stair lift

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'