Pamper Lover Gifts

Father-sun bonding.

Beauty Salon - 'Do you offer an after sales helpline service?'

Spa

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

So Far So Good

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

The Daily Commute

"Habanero ..."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Plasma Ball

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Shoulder work ahead"

The Manicure.

Being Pampered.

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation