Pupper Pamperer Gifts

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"That's just not the real me."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Chow Mein

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."