"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
Purr Machine Pamperer Gifts
Searching for a gift for your purr machine pamperer? Explore our collection of witty and charming items perfect for anyone who adores their feline friends and loves to indulge in a bit of playful pampering. From quirky mugs to cozy pillows, find the ideal way to show appreciation for their feline-loving, indulgent spirit.
Spa
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."
Bathing the dog
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'
"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"
Cat Reunion
"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."
Shelter Cat Nap
The Cat Spa
Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.
It was time for a little bit of lady admin
"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."
"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"
"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."
"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"
"He wants a second opinion."
'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'
Living with a cataholic.
Cat Burglar.
Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'
"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"
'Catch any good mice lately?'
"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"
"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"
"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."
Before you feed him/After you feed him.
Best in Heat.
"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"
The Poodle and The Twooudle.
Re-home Sweet Home
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"
Purr Machine Pamperer Gifts Collection
Purr Machine Pamperer Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring purr machine pamperer designs—perfect for adding a fun, feline-loving touch to their coffee or tea time.
Purr Machine Pamperer Pillows
Shop our pillows for a cozy, humorous addition to their sofa or bed—celebrating their passion for pampered cats in style.
Purr Machine Pamperer Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate the creative, indulgent spirit of feline lovers—adding humor and personality to any space.
Purr Machine Pamperer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection for the purr machine pamperer—fun, comfy, and perfect for showing off their love for pampered cats.