Purr Machine Pamperer Pillows

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Spa

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Bathing the dog

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

The Cat Spa

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat Burglar.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Best in Heat.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"