Purr Machine Pamperer Pillows

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Spa

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Bathing the dog

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

The Cat Spa

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Best in Heat.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Re-home Sweet Home

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"