Purr Ponderer Pillows

'To purr, or not to purr...that is the question.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

Long-range planning

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."