Purr Admirer Pillows

Smirking Cat

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Origami Society...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Living with a cataholic.

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Re-home Sweet Home

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."